Valentine Jokes for preschoolers! ( medium maturity) suitable to read for all ages! Warning ! may not be humorous for teenagers.
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
A: I'm stuck on you!
A: I'm stuck on you!
Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A: A stamp.
A: A stamp.
Q: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
A: Because it's all heart.
A: Because it's all heart.
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend.
A: His ghoul-friend.
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn't get a date.
A: Because it couldn't get a date.
Q: What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
A: You get buttered up.
A: You get buttered up.
Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
A: Ughs and kisses!
A: Ughs and kisses!
Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A: I find you very attractive.
A: I find you very attractive.
Q: What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
A: I love you a ton!
A: I love you a ton!
Q: What did one pickle say to the other?
A: You mean a great dill to me.
A: You mean a great dill to me.
Q: What do you call a very small Valentine?
A: A Valentiny!
A: A Valentiny!
Roses are red
Tires are black
Why is your chest
as flat as your back?
Tires are black
Why is your chest
as flat as your back?
Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
Sugar is sweet
And so is maple syrup
Violets are purple,
Sugar is sweet
And so is maple syrup
Roses are Red
My name is polo
This poem sucks
I like rolo
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I'm bad at poems
Refrigerator(LOL makes no sense)
Violets are blue
I'm bad at poems
Refrigerator(LOL makes no sense)
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Please don't kiss me,
'cuz I have the flu.
Violets are blue.
Please don't kiss me,
'cuz I have the flu.
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happy early valentines day 2 u 2 btw love da poems made meh chuckle
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Deletedont listen to those hater stay strong :) blueberrstar
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Deletei dont have a valentine D'x i mean i have a crushie on msp but ik he wont like me =/ anyways have a great valentines day isha and polo
ReplyDeleteThese are mint! :D Isha and Polo are awesome! :P I'm alone for valentines D:
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Heey Polo and Isha ;o Wow, Polo hasn't posted in ages its so nice to see her blog again (: Okay this is random ;D Goodbye;*
ReplyDeleteAnd y do we have to pay so much for a vip pack
ReplyDeleteLol the flu pt was funny xDD Have a nice & sweet valentine xoxo :)pumpckin0429
ReplyDeleteEek what's ur imvus? I might by imvu VIP as well as Msp Vip they're both obsessive o.o Oh and ty isha for putting me in a vintage short ~ CocoRich
ReplyDeleteHappy Valentines. X
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ReplyDeleteI know this is a little bit late but isha im really sorry about everything that was happening to you (btw I didn't do it) you wrote on my guest book nasty things but im promising on my life that im not a glitch and that I don't even know how to dod that so im really sorry if u got the wrong idea just as when Iogged online I had a bestfriends request off you im really sorry (even tho I didn't do anyting ) from crazychlojoxxx
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