What is a vampires favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving.
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What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis?
A blood vessel.
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What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein.
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Why are vampires like false teeth?
They come out at night.
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Why aren’t there any famous skeletons?
They're a bunch of 'no bodies.'
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Why do ghosts have so much trouble dating?
Women can see right through them.
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Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves.
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Why do vampires drink blood?
Because coffee keeps them awake all day!
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Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
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Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with.
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Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle!
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Haha! Made me laugh! Awesome!
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LOL X'DD I LOVE IT XD :P did pandypolo or ishacool post this ? :D
ReplyDeleteIt was posted by Polo xD
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Nice :D Luv it wen ppl are all halloweeny xD
ReplyDeleteLMAO PMSL x'DD
ReplyDeletelol funny jokes my fav one is the skeliton one cause your right they are no body :D
ReplyDeleteHey isha here :). Hope you all had a wonderfull Halloween, mine was a laff. I didn't really go out for the night but was online on IMVU and MSP untill 2am! I saw some awesome costumes and rooms on imvu. I was dressed as a Demond girl and what I loved about my outfit was the animations..I had a demond bat and a cat as pets and they can cry or laff when you click on them :D What was your Halloween like?
ReplyDeletemy halloween was alright didnt do mutch though i had a few freinds round in costumes are trick or treat plan turned out rubbish though cause we got to the top of my street and went back cause it was tipping down with rain
Deletewoah some of them are super funny my halloween was great! my cousins came round to visit and i went to izzy-stellagirl (sister in real life) friend's party it was great
ReplyDeleteSounds fun ;) Thanks for sharing :)
DeleteThat Chamzing isha and polo ireally miss msp because my msp is not working so i think i might quit if msp doesn't work.You girl were beautiful,kind,stunning,flawless funny i think i will neve forget you guys :)
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my halloween as like this : didn't go out 4trik or treetin, but me and my bro painted big beards on r faces XDD then i was a smurf o.e then some other stuff xDD pretty fun (i) ;D
ReplyDeleteMy halloween was gr8! I bought lots of sweets with my money for trick r treaters but no one came! But the gud things is I get some sweets! Anyway I know the girls on msp who made the 2 vids about u! On msp their names are MissBroadway and Elizabethany! trust me I know them they even admitted it to me!!
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Omg thank you Daisy! That Elizabeth name looks familiar, I think that's the name on the youtube video, The Bustards!. I am gonna see about this. Thanks.
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No Problem x
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omg them people was my freinds on msp but i deleted them cause now i found out its them by the way isha and polo i thing u should send a giant message to them about it
Deletefrom morganb222 on msp ;)
isha and polo there is this girl on msp whos on level 8 called isha and people our thinking shes the real ishacool and are asking her to be friends and stuff. her blog is ishafromMsp.blogsot.co.uk
ReplyDeleteThank you, am on it right this moment. x
DeleteWhat is her name on msp?
Deletehey isha and polo hope ur okay xx
ReplyDeletebtw ur blog is awesome and i loved the jokes!my halloween was awesome went over my friends house and we went trick or treating for about a mile it was so sun lol x. LOL went at about 4:30 and came back at about 8:00 it was epic xx
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ReplyDeleteHey Isha and Polo! You guys are awesome! Loved the halloween jokes lol (: My halloween - not so good. while u guys were all out trick or treating or at halloween parties, i was having 6 jabs! Youch! Keep up the good work, i llove ur blogs! xxx Pixiegirl012 xxx
ReplyDeleteNice jokes they r awsome wish u a happy Halloween 2
ReplyDeleteI Had to Stay Home And Give Treats To Other Kids :( But I Was On MSP Most Of The Time But I Was Poor So Didn't Buy A Halloween Costume. I Made Do (Does Dat Make Sense) With What I Had And Became The Evil Monster Hunter xD
ReplyDeleteYour Halloween Must Have Been WAYYYYYYYYY Better Than Mine xD
BTW You're Both OSM :D
~Shellz (ShelleyRC)
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Hey isha and polo,this was so funny polo where'd did you get those jokes from? ;D.I must say yu both have resl beautiful pretty sensational beauty god bless both of you.
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Hi its gabrys123 from msp could you add me polo ive been sending you nise messages like all the time but you never answer :(
ReplyDeleteLove the jokes...! Where did you get the jokes from, when I saw the new update on your blog, with the jokes, I thought one would off the penguin choc bars...But no! :)
ReplyDelete(Please add me on M.S.P with the username, Harrypotterfan2121) I would br truly gratefulllll :)
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Hey Isha,Polo.... Like Love You! Not Literally,Obv! xD But I'm Nearly On Lvl 5,Have 2 Acc's,rubyred12300 And moolay12,Ruby's Nearly On Lvl5,But Isen't Pretty
ReplyDeleteSorry Bout' That! xD I Gotta Few Animations And Backgrounds xD Just Wanted To Tell You How Amazing,Pretty,Fantabulous U Are! Bless Your Hearts! Amazing Bloggy,Btw....Love Yoh! x
:D Cool jokes. Nice bloggy btw. xxx
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awshum jokes, if u wanna look meh up on movie star planet im moviegirl5432, those jks made meh laugh lolz
ReplyDeleteHey isha and polo,this was so funny polo where'd did you get those jokes from? ;D.I must say yu both have resl beautiful pretty sensational beauty god bless both of you.
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Lol x'D Happy Halloween From Ages Ago :D
ReplyDeleteYour Blog Is My 7th Most Visited Site ! :'O
-ShelleyRC
Hey Isha and Pandy Polo! Ishacool, can I say something, maybe it wasnt you, but why did you block me? Love the blog by the way, my name is "MizJoZ" on MovieStarPlanet. I hope you un-block me! x MizJoZ (Natalie)x
ReplyDeleteHi isha and polo lovee ur blog it is awsome !! yeah just wanted to say that :) lol cherrypops13 on msp ;)
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